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Grave Browser

Grave Browser is a parody web browser with five bookmarked sites. DuckDuckGone is a search engine that ignores every query. LinkedInferno, Glassdoom, Slackrifice and Jirabyss mock the professional network, the company-review site, the team chat app and the issue tracker. They share one cast at Hell Inc., where Michael Damian has been a Senior Soul Optimization Lead for eternity.

A dark browser window on a desktop with a macOS-style menu bar. Tabs are open for DuckDuckGone, Glassdoom, Slackrifice, LinkedInferno and Jirabyss. The DuckDuckGone start page shows an ember-orange logo, the tagline "Privacy", for the deceased, a search box reading Search the afterlife and an orange Dig button.
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What problem does it solve?

Office life already runs on a handful of websites: the professional network where everyone is thriving, the review site where nobody is, the chat app that pings at 3 AM and the tracker where tickets go to die. Grave Browser opens all of them at once, in the place they were always heading. Hell.

How it works

The browser opens on DuckDuckGone, a search engine for the deceased that buries your query and returns the same useless results every time. The bookmark bar holds four more sites. LinkedInferno is a feed of humblebrags and crying founders. Glassdoom has Hell Inc. rated 1.3 stars by people who cannot leave. Slackrifice is #general on a Monday that never ends. Jirabyss is Sprint 666, where the burndown chart only goes up. Tabs open and close like a real browser, links point straight at a tab, and a few things are hidden for anyone who clicks around.

Whom it’s for

Anyone curious what the internet looks like nine circles down. Bring snacks. Nobody leaves early.

Tech

Static HTML, CSS and JavaScript. Each site is its own page, loaded into a tab inside the browser frame. No tracking and no backend.

Frequently asked questions

What is Grave Browser?

A parody browser with five bookmarked sites, each a satire of a tool people use at work. Every site is set in the same hell and shares the same cast.

Who is Michael Damian?

The visitor. A Senior Soul Optimization Lead at Hell Inc., remote from Limbo, open to work forever. He is going nuts, which is how he got his name.

Does the search engine work?

You can type anything. DuckDuckGone shows the same irrelevant results every time, which is the point.

Can I quit?

You can look for the exit. Click around and find out.

Are any of these people real?

Hell, no. Every person and company is invented, and every site is a parody with no affiliation to the real thing. Obviously.