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Notionblur

Notionblur is an independent apparel line illustrated in Montreal, Canada. Portraits, parody, satire, and wordplay across various collections that run from Revolt and Science to Horror, Francophone, and Screen. Printed and shipped in North America on certified cotton, with a running set of short notes on the people behind the designs.

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What problem does it solve?

Most graphic apparel is either nostalgia or merch. It borrows a logo you already recognise and asks you to stand for it. Notionblur draws its own subjects instead. Every design is transformative work, a parody, a tribute, or a piece of commentary, made to carry an argument rather than a licence.

How it works

The line spans a range of collections. Icons, Screen, Statement, Mood, Myth, Revolt, Underground, Wordplay, Horror, Women, Canadiana, Quote, Literature, Francophone, Music, and Science. Some pieces are illustrated portraits of historians, inventors, anarchists, and vampires. Others are jokes, slogans, and visual puns that work on their own. Each shirt is printed to order in North America on OEKO-TEX certified cotton using a direct-to-garment process, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to become landfill. A running set of short notes covers the people and stories behind the designs, from Emma Goldman’s misquoted dance line to why Marie Curie’s notebooks are still radioactive.

Whom it’s for

Collectors of the strange. People who wear what they believe rather than what trends, and who would rather explain a shirt than match one.

Frequently asked questions

What is Notionblur?

An independent apparel line for collectors of the strange. Illustrated portraits, parody, satire, and wordplay, sold across a range of collections including Icons, Revolt, Horror, Literature, Science, Canadiana, and Francophone.

Who is it for?

People who wear what they believe rather than what trends. Readers, film people, history obsessives, and anyone who wants the joke or the argument on the shirt to be worth explaining.

Is every design a portrait?

No. Portraits are one thread. The rest runs to parody, satire, quotes, and visual wordplay, all of it transformative rather than merch for something that already exists.

How are the shirts made?

Printed the moment an order comes in, so no unsold stock is warehoused. Direct-to-garment print on OEKO-TEX certified cotton, fulfilled in North America.