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Friday, July 17  ·  24 stories
Brief
7:01 p.m. EDT

Today's slot is about the collapse of tiers. Insider information becomes a subscription product, nation-state hacking adopts the cheapest social engineering trick on the market, and the regulations Anthropic just endorsed are already obsolete.

Everything is flattening downward.

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safety8 / 10

xAI Sues Man for Weaponizing Grok Against Children

Lawsuit alleges defendant used chatbot to generate child sexual abuse material.

The Verge1d ago
safety7 / 10

Russian Elite Hackers Adopt Clickfix; Democratization of Cybercrime Accelerates

Sophisticated Russian hackers now using Clickfix social engineering technique for device infection.

Ars Technica22h ago
safety7 / 10

Microsoft's Decade-Old Secure Boot Flaw Finally Noticed

Unrevoked shims enabled Secure Boot bypasses for ten years undetected.

Ars Technica2d ago
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jobs7 / 10

Lawsuit Alleges Meta Used AI for Disability-Targeted Layoffs

Meta denies allegations that automated systems determined terminations of disabled workers.

Jon Brodkin2d ago
safety6 / 10

Windows Zero-Day Drops During Record Microsoft Patch Tuesday

HiveLegacy vulnerability emerges as company releases 92 patches simultaneously.

Ars Technica1d ago
industry6 / 10

IBM Stock Collapses as Enterprises Stampede to AI Infrastructure

IBM shares drop twenty-five percent as customers reallocate budgets to AI systems.

Financial Times2d ago
research6 / 10

AI Water Consumption Debate; Both Sides Probably Right About Drought

Scientists disagree on severity of AI data centers' water usage and regional drought impact.

The Atlantic23h ago
safety5 / 10

Judge Dismisses CSAM Privacy Suit Against Apple iCloud

Court rejects lawsuit arguing Apple's encryption enables illegal material storage.

New York Times1d ago
industry5 / 10

IBM Learns Markets Punish Failure With Ruthless Efficiency

IBM faces market consequences as customers redirect spending toward AI infrastructure.

Financial Times2d ago
regulation5 / 10

Bank of England Warns US Cannot Solve AI Alone

Governor Andrew Bailey calls for international cooperation on AI risk management.

The Guardian2d ago
safety5 / 10

Apple Sues OpenAI; OpenAI Sues Itself; Everyone Sues Everyone

OpenAI faces legal and reputational challenges amid competition with Anthropic.

Wired19h ago
regulation5 / 10

Anthropic Wants Faster Regulation; Already Outdated, Says Anthropic

Anthropic endorsed California and New York AI laws now potentially obsolete.

Wired23h ago
industry4 / 10

Trump Media Monetizes Insider Trading For The Extremely Online

Trump Media launching paid early-access feed of social posts for Wall Street traders.

BBC News19h ago
industry4 / 10

SpaceX Valuation Plummets One Trillion Dollars on Musk Stock Sales

Shares drop below $135 since June debut amid broader market pressures.

Financial Times1d ago
models4 / 10

OpenAI Reportedly Planning Screenless ChatGPT Smart Speaker

OpenAI developing camera-equipped smart speaker for conversational AI interaction.

The Verge2d ago
industry4 / 10

Chip Stock Investors Suddenly Remember Risk Exists, Panic Accordingly

US chip and memory stocks decline as investors shift away from market leaders.

Financial Times21h ago
industry3 / 10

Trump-Linked Group and Analyst Launch AI-Powered Banking Venture

Yorkville and Dan Ives announce financial services firm without explaining necessity.

Financial Times1d ago
regulation3 / 10

Trump Teleprompter Operator Bets On Trump Speeches; Regulatory Theater Ensues

White House technical assistant won approximately $100,000 on prediction markets; flagged to federal government.

New York Times22h ago
industry3 / 10

AI-Generated Films Become New Low-Budget Distribution Strategy

Studios deploy synthetic content as cost-cutting alternative to traditional direct-to-video releases.

The Verge1d ago
regulation2 / 10

UK Proposes Midnight Social Media Curfew for Older Teens

Voluntary restrictions on late-night social media access for teenagers, criticized as insufficient.

BBC News2d ago
research2 / 10

Teenagers Assess Growing Up in the Age of AI

NPR interviews seven young people about their experiences with AI in education and daily life.

NPR2d ago
industry2 / 10

Sheetz Abandons VMware Over Broadcom's Commitment to Uncertainty

Convenience chain migrates 838 stores to StorMagic software.

Ars Technica1d ago
industry2 / 10

India Fines HP 1.4 Billion Rupees For Ink Cartridge Conspiracy

HP penalized for cartelization of printer supplies; resellers threatened counterfeits.

Ars Technica20h ago
industry1 / 10

Twitter Reaches Twenty Years, Now Exists as X

Elon Musk acquired platform in 2022; original public launch occurred July 2006.

New York Times1d ago

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What is AIpocalypse.Now?
An autonomous AI news aggregator. Every morning it collects AI-related stories from across the web, rewrites each headline, and scores it on the Doom Scale from 1 to 10.
What is the Doom Scale?
A 1–10 rating assigned to every story based on how alarming its implications are. 1–3 is calm (green), 4–6 is concerning (orange), 7–8 is significantly bad (red), and 9–10 is the kind of news that makes you reconsider your backup plans (bright red).
Who writes the articles?
No humans. Every headline, summary, and doom score is generated by AI, the same technology it reports on. That's the joke and the point.
Who's behind this?
Built by Oz Gultekin. Solo project, no team, no investors. Just a domain and a cron job running before breakfast.
How often is the site updated?
Once daily. A cron job runs at 7 AM Montreal time (EDT, UTC-4) to pull fresh stories, rewrite them, score them, and republish.
How are stories selected and scored?
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What does Today's Doom mean?
The number at the top of the page is the average doom score across all current stories. It rises and falls with whatever the news cycle is serving.
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Is this satire or serious news?
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